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https://babylonbee.com/news/man-leaves-the-99-bible-verses-that-disagree-with-him-to-go-find-the-one-that-doesnt

Man Leaves The 99 Bible Verses That Contradict Him To Go Find The One That Doesn't

https://babylonbee.com/news/government-announces-lock-down-of-all-fast-food-restaurants-to-prevent-heart-disease

Government Announces Lockdown Of All Fast-Food Restaurants To Prevent Heart Disease

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-government-opens-cash-4-freedom-franchise

U.S. Government Opens Hundreds Of Convenient Cash 4 Freedom Locations

https://babylonbee.com/news/david-crowder-consumed-by-own-beard-during-quarantine

David Crowder Consumed By Own Beard During Quarantine

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-promise-to-chew-up-cash-tenderly-regurgitate-it-into-mouths-of-voters

Democrats Promise To Chew Up Cash, Tenderly Regurgitate It Into Mouths Of Voters

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-appoints-angry-honey-badger-as-new-press-secretary

Trump Appoints Angry Honey Badger As New Press Secretary

https://babylonbee.com/news/bible-scholars-confirm-do-not-be-anxious-does-not-apply-in-a-global-pandemic

Bible Scholars Confirm 'Do Not Be Anxious' Does Not Apply In A Global Pandemic

https://babylonbee.com/news/my-son-built-a-website-and-got-two-life-sentences-the-lyn-ulbricht-interview

My Son Built A Website And Got Two Life Sentences: The Lyn Ulbricht Interview

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-keyboard-for-the-elderly-always-set-to-caps-lock

New Keyboard For The Elderly Features Always-On Caps Lock Key

https://babylonbee.com/news/governor-newsom-orders-ballots-sent-to-every-cemetery-in-state

Governor Newsom Orders Ballots To Be Sent To Every Cemetery In State

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-campiagn-hires-translator-to-convert-his-speeches-into-english

Biden Campaign Hires Interpreter To Translate His Speeches Into English

https://babylonbee.com/news/reminder-adolf-hitler-also-wanted-to-go-outside-and-do-things

Reminder: Adolf Hitler Also Wanted To Go Outside And Do Things

https://babylonbee.com/news/taco-bell-unaffected-by-meat-shortage

Taco Bell Totally Unaffected By Meat Shortage

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-unveils-vote-by-telegram-proposal

Biden Unveils Vote-By-Telegram Proposal

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-bunch-of-psychotic-fascists-gather-at-michigan-capitol-and-also-some-protesters-with-guns

Breaking: Dangerous Fascist At Large At Michigan Capital And Also Some Peaceful Protesters With Guns

https://babylonbee.com/news/infographic-how-to-solve-all-problems-according-to-the-government

Infographic: How To Solve All Problems According To The Government

https://babylonbee.com/news/68-say-lockdown-shouldnt-end-until-all-diseases-are-eradicated-and-there-is-no-war-hunger-or-suffering

68% Say Lockdown Shouldn't End Until All Diseases Are Eradicated And There Is No War, Hunger, Or Suffering

https://babylonbee.com/news/democratic-states-deploy-greta-thunberg-drones-to-lecture-people-who-go-outside

Democratic States Deploy Greta Thunberg Drones To Lecture People Who Go Outside

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-replaces-trump-press-briefings-with-xis

CNN Replaces President Trump's Press Briefings With President Xi's

https://babylonbee.com/news/uber-eats-now-delivering-meals-using-long-distance-food-cannon

Uber Eats Introduces Food Bazooka For Contactless Deliveries

https://babylonbee.com/news/podcast-kamikaze-bears-and-economic-fallout

Podcast: Kamikaze Bears And Economic Fallout

https://babylonbee.com/news/masterclass-replaces-all-instructors-with-greta-thunberg

MasterClass Replaces All Instructors With Greta Thunberg

https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-suggests-that-americans-vote-for-president-by-email

Hillary Clinton Suggests That Americans Vote For President By Email

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-installs-obamagate-to-keep-out-obama

White House Installs Obamagate To Keep Out Obama

https://babylonbee.com/news/police-stop-armed-robber-tell-him-to-put-mask-on

Portland Police Stop Armed Robber, Tell Him To Put Mask On

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-baptist-alcohol-delivery-service-disguises-your-beer

New Baptist Alcohol Delivery Service Offers Covert Beer Drop-Off

https://babylonbee.com/news/amazon-introduces-new-camouflaged-boxes-so-your-spouse-wont-find-out-you-ordered-more-stuff-on-amazon

Amazon Introduces New Camouflaged Boxes So Your Spouse Won't Find Out You Ordered More Stuff On Amazon

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-extends-stay-in-cage-order-on-drummer-indefinitely

Church Extends Stay-In-Cage Order On Drummer Indefinitely

https://babylonbee.com/news/police-arrest-decoy-elon-musk-hologram-as-real-musk-escapes-on-rocket-to-mars

California Police Attempt To Arrest Elon Musk's Holographic Decoy As Real Musk Escapes On Rocket To Mars

https://babylonbee.com/news/unemployment-benefits-expanded-to-include-free-netflix-subscription

Unemployment Benefits Expanded To Include Free Netflix Subscription

https://babylonbee.com/news/socialism-victory-workers-no-longer-being-exploited-thanks-to-high-unemployment

Socialism Victory! Workers No Longer Being Exploited Thanks To High Unemployment

https://babylonbee.com/news/eyes-clearly-moving-in-portrait-obama-left-in-white-house

White House Security Concerns Raised As Eyes In Old Obama Portrait Clearly Seen Moving

https://babylonbee.com/news/wwe-holds-massive-royal-rumble-event-on-zoom

WWE Holds Massive Royal Rumble Event On Zoom

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-allows-churches-to-reopen-as-long-as-members-drink-blood-of-slain-goat-renounce-christ

California Allows Churches To Reopen As Long As Members Drink Blood Of Slain Goat, Renounce Christ

https://babylonbee.com/news/some-states-to-require-people-going-outside-to-run-around-in-giant-hamster-balls

Several States Issue Orders Requiring People To Run Around In Giant Hamster Balls

https://babylonbee.com/news/ignorant-christian-not-constantly-in-panic-or-despair

Ignorant Christian Not Constantly In Panic Or Despair

https://babylonbee.com/news/texans-put-welcome-to-texas-signs-around-oklahoma-so-californians-will-move-there-instead

Texans Put 'Welcome To Texas' Signs Around Oklahoma So Californians Will Move There Instead

https://babylonbee.com/news/charismatic-drive-in-service-requires-all-cars-to-have-hydraulics

Charismatic Drive-In Service Requires All Cars To Have Hydraulics

https://babylonbee.com/news/ministry-of-magic-appoints-governor-whitmer-head-of-hogwarts

Ministry Of Magic Appoints Governor Whitmer Head Of Hogwarts

https://babylonbee.com/news/kindhearted-children-let-mom-sleep-in-until-7-on-mothers-day

Kindhearted Children Let Mom Sleep In Until 7 On Mothers Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-dismayed-after-discovering-the-minimum-age-for-vice-president-is-35

Biden Dismayed After Discovering The Minimum Age For Vice President Is 35

https://babylonbee.com/news/planned-parenthood-takes-credit-for-extinction-of-the-dinosaurs

Planned Parenthood Takes Credit For Extinction Of The Dinosaurs

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-am-a-depraved-wretch-says-calvinist-smugly

‘I Am A Depraved Wretch,’ Says Calvinist Smugly

https://babylonbee.com/news/asking-for-context-of-thirty-second-video-revealed-to-be-racist-dog-whistle

Asking For Context Of Thirty Second Video Revealed To Be Racist Dog Whistle

https://babylonbee.com/news/duck-killin-and-gospel-preachin-the-phil-robertson-interview

Duck Killin' And Gospel Preachin': The Phil Robertson Interview

https://babylonbee.com/news/huge-setback-for-womens-rights-as-kim-jong-un-fails-to-die

Huge Setback For Female Dictators As Kim Jong Un Fails To Die

https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-overturns-the-star-wars-sequel-trilogy

Supreme Court Overturns The Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-unveils-plan-to-strategically-and-gradually-murder-everyone

Trump Unveils Plan To Strategically And Gradually Murder Everyone

https://babylonbee.com/news/those-dumb-red-staters-going-to-the-beach-deserve-to-die-man-tweets-from-new-york-subway-train

'Those Dumb Red-Staters Going To The Beach Deserve To Die,' Man Tweets From New York Subway Train

https://babylonbee.com/news/chinese-officials-raid-another-church-and-beat-congregants-but-dont-worry-that-will-never-happen-here

Chinese Officials Violently Raid Another Church But Don't Worry That Will Never Happen Here

https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-guy-injected-with-bill-gates-new-vaccine-suddenly-thinks-internet-explorer-is-the-greatest

Weird: Guy Injected With Bill Gates’ New Vaccine Suddenly Thinks Internet Explorer Is The Greatest

https://babylonbee.com/news/kid-floods-his-minecraft-world-after-villagers-turn-to-pagan-gods

Kid Causes Global Flood In His Minecraft World After Villagers Turn To Pagan Gods

https://babylonbee.com/news/netflix-to-automatically-turn-on-subtitles-when-you-turn-32

Netflix To Automatically Turn On Subtitles When You Turn 32

https://babylonbee.com/news/science-shouts-democrat-before-running-into-a-tunnel-painted-on-a-wall

'Science!' Shouts Democrat Before Running Into A Tunnel Painted On A Wall

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-all-reporters-at-white-house-press-briefings-must-wear-maga-masks

Trump Announces All Reporters At White House Press Briefings Must Wear MAGA Masks

https://babylonbee.com/news/bill-of-rights-was-hidden-away-for-safekeeping-during-lockdown-and-now-no-one-can-find-it

Bill Of Rights Was Hidden Away For Safekeeping During Lockdown And Now No One Can Find It

https://babylonbee.com/news/murder-hornet-named-new-president-of-planned-parenthood

Murder Hornet Named New President Of Planned Parenthood

https://babylonbee.com/news/if-it-only-saves-one-life-says-woman-who-supports-abortion-on-demand

'It's Worth It If It Saves Just One Life,' Says Woman Who Supports Abortion On Demand

https://babylonbee.com/news/winning-trump-deports-stephanie-meyer-before-she-can-release-new-twilight-book

Winning: Trump Signs Executive Order Preventing Release Of New Twilight Book

https://babylonbee.com/news/governor-whitmer-sends-out-imperial-probe-droids-to-catch-people-violating-lockdown

Governor Whitmer Deploys Fleet Of Probe Droids To Catch People Violating Lockdown

https://babylonbee.com/news/couple-goes-on-romantic-date-to-target

Couple Goes On Romantic Date To Target

https://babylonbee.com/news/victorias-secret-introduces-new-more-revealing-masks

Victoria's Secret Introduces Line Of More Revealing Masks

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-poll-finds-democrats-would-vote-for-ted-bundy-if-he-were-running-against-trump

Poll Finds Majority Of Democrats Would Have Voted For Ted Bundy If He'd Run Against Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/podcast-real-moms-of-the-babylon-bee

Podcast: Real Moms Of The Babylon Bee

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-christian-glad-he-doesnt-live-in-one-of-those-commie-countries

American Christian Thanks God He Doesn't Live In One Of Those Communist Countries Where The Government Can Shut Churches Down On A Whim

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctor-arrested-after-prescribing-fresh-air-sunshine

Doctor Arrested For Prescribing Fresh Air, Sunshine

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-unveils-new-coronavirus-seeking-missiles

Trump Unveils New Coronavirus-Seeking Missiles

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-raids-underground-haircutting-parlor

Prohibition Enforcement Agents Raid Haircutting Speakeasy

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-retaliates-against-asias-murder-hornets-with-kamikaze-bears

Trump Retaliates Against Asian Murder Hornets With American Kamikaze Bears

https://babylonbee.com/news/democracy-saved-as-chick-fil-a-agrees-to-run-drive-thru-polling-places-in-november

Democracy Saved As Chick-Fil-A Agrees To Run Drive-Thru Polling Places In November

https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-all-the-reasons-the-difference-in-treatment-between-biden-and-kavanaugh-isnt-hypocritical

Here Are All The Reasons The Difference In Treatment Between Biden And Kavanaugh Isn't Hypocritical

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragedy-pastor-just-preached-best-sermon-of-his-life-and-forgot-to-hit-record

Tragedy: Pastor Just Preached Best Sermon Of His Life And Forgot To Hit Record

https://babylonbee.com/news/states-pledge-to-remain-closed-until-a-time-machine-is-invented-and-someone-goes-back-in-time-to-stop-coronavirus-from-happening

States Pledge To Remain Closed Until A Time Machine Is Invented And Someone Goes Back In Time To Stop Coronavirus From Happening

https://babylonbee.com/news/stimulus-check-special-kenneth-copeland-offers-covid-19-healings-for-1200-apiece

Stimulus Special: Kenneth Copeland Offers To Rebuke COVID-19 For Just $1200 Per Patient

https://babylonbee.com/news/chinese-government-lays-off-entire-pr-team-as-american-media-already-doing-same-job

Chinese Government Lays Off Entire Propaganda Team As American Media Doing Their Job For Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/lockdown-made-permanent-to-end-traffic-deaths-for-good

Lockdown Made Permanent To End Traffic Deaths For Good

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-bans-use-of-all-scientific-medical-advancements-made-by-christians

New York Bans Use Of All Scientific, Medical Advancements Made By Christians

https://babylonbee.com/news/defiant-trump-skateboards-in-california

Defiant Trump Skateboards In California

https://babylonbee.com/news/north-korea-releases-photos-of-kim-jong-un-but-its-clearly-just-jackie-chan-in-a-fat-suit

North Korea Releases Photo Of Kim Jong Un But It's Clearly Jackie Chan Being Held Hostage In A Fat Suit

https://babylonbee.com/news/believe-women-movement-rebrands-as-believe-creepy-old-men-with-dementia

'Believe Women' Slogan Updated To 'Believe Creepy Old Men With Dementia'

https://babylonbee.com/news/governor-unveils-innovative-37-step-plan-to-reopen-state-over-the-next-10-years

Governor Unveils Innovative 37-Step Plan To Reopen State Over The Next 10 Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/flowers-continuing-to-bloom-beautifully-in-complete-defiance-of-government-lockdown

Flowers Continuing To Bloom Beautifully In Complete Defiance Of Government Lockdown

https://babylonbee.com/news/google-redirecting-searches-for-biden-allegations-to-kavanaugh-allegations

Google Autocorrecting All Searches For 'Biden Allegations' To 'Kavanaugh Allegations'

https://babylonbee.com/news/cucumber-for-christ-the-mike-nawrocki-interview

Cucumber For Christ: The Mike Nawrocki Interview

https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-introduces-new-karen-reaction-button

Facebook Introduces Karen Reaction Button

https://babylonbee.com/news/obviously-confused-amash-runs-for-president-even-though-we-already-have-two-choices

Obviously Confused Amash Runs For President Even Though We Already Have Two Choices

https://babylonbee.com/news/ban-on-salons-causes-rise-in-botched-back-alley-haircuts

Ban On Salons Causes Rise In Botched Back Alley Haircuts

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-denies-allegations-while-sniffing-reporters-hair

'I Have Never Treated A Woman Inappropriately,' Joe Biden Whispers Into Journalist's Ear

https://babylonbee.com/news/newly-mustachioed-bill-de-blasio-unveils-new-red-armbands-for-police-enforcing-quarantine

Newly Mustachioed Bill De Blasio Unveils Special Red Armbands For Police Enforcing Lockdown

https://babylonbee.com/news/a-guide-to-mom

A Guide To Mom

https://babylonbee.com/news/workers-of-the-world-unite-cries-man-who-has-never-worked-a-day-in-his-life

'Workers Of The World, Unite!' Says Man Who Has Never Worked A Day In His Life

https://babylonbee.com/news/frantic-parents-locate-lost-ben-shapiro-at-temple-owning-libs-with-facts-and-logic

Frantic Parents Locate Lost Ben Shapiro At Temple Owning Libs With Facts And Logic

https://babylonbee.com/news/youtube-deleting-all-videos-that-dont-begin-with-the-chinese-national-anthem

YouTube Removing All Videos That Don't Begin With The Chinese National Anthem

https://babylonbee.com/news/food-supply-issues-means-us-can-no-longer-sustain-entire-country-being-morbidly-obese

Food Supply Issues Means U.S. Can No Longer Sustain Entire Country Being Morbidly Obese

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-releases-thousands-of-felons-to-make-room-for-skateboarders

California Prisons Release Thousands Of Felons To Make Room For Skaters, Surfers, People Who Go Outside

https://babylonbee.com/news/lazy-pastor-broadcasts-sermon-rerun

Lazy Pastor Starts Broadcasting Reruns

https://babylonbee.com/news/food-supply-chain-saved-as-chick-fil-a-miraculously-feeds-entire-nation-with-just-5-chicken-sandwiches-2-waffle-fries

Food Supply Disaster Averted As Chick-Fil-A Miraculously Feeds Entire Nation With Just 5 Chicken Sandwiches, 2 Waffle Fries

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-unveils-new-fun-police

California Establishes Official Fun Police

https://babylonbee.com/news/introvert-misses-good-old-days-when-people-didnt-video-call-him-all-the-time

Introvert Misses Good Old Days When People Didn't Video Call Him All The Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/podcast-let-my-people-go

Podcast: Let My People Go